No, no, no... don't sit there and try to tell me about how beneficial spiders are and how they keep down the bug and insect population and all that rot. If I need insect control I'll get a Bug Zapper. And the Bug Zapper won't crawl out of my drains and try to bury itself in the carpet on my stairs.
So fuck you spiders. In a perfect world you simply would not exist.
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